Side Effects:  In independent testing, this formulary has been known to cause Night Emissions,

Insomnia, Amnesia (often with the urge to disrobe and walk aimlessly in city streets for unknown periods of time),

Sexual Addiction, Drug Addiction, Game Console Addiction, Masturbation, Excessive Contemplation,

And rarely, but on occasion, Violent Thoughts of the Nature: 

"One of these days, I'm gonna' punch that bitch square in the fucking mouth..." 

While frowned upon by Authorities and In-Law Family Members... 

Assessments of this side-effect have shown, in actual cases where these thoughts found their physical expression,

that the results can be quite therapeutic, and often do not cause permanent damage to the finger joints or to the hand itself.

RESULTS MAY VARY

As a general rule to keep side-effects to a minimum, RAINMAKER'S FUNSITE recommends:

Retain competent, highly talented, highly effective, well-proven and bloodthirsty defense counsel, and follow their advice.

Give them so much money that it hurts to think about it, so when a viable situation arises...

...you'll be less tempted to second-guess them. 

This is also a good time to go ahead and have a contract put on yourself

with what ever liquid capital you have left - to have your life ended, with prejudice... 

...to be carried out in the case that you fail to follow advice of counsel...

This is a quite counter-intuitive way of having an insurance policy that comes closer to guaranteeing your long-term happiness...  :-)

Rather than be jerked around by your own emotions - Be afraid for your life - with little to ZERO financial options left...

Because you will not be someone that can be trusted, and will need an entity that truly IS out to get you,

in order that your own best-interests will be served accordingly...

You will need that kind of support...

Funny shit, huh?

Okay you guys:

This entire site is dedicated to your entertainment, so take anything you want from it, and I think we often wish for a day

that we can look back and laugh, or otherwise find humor  in less-than humorous situations that are often playing out in the present...

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More fun than a fucking barrel of monkeys...